Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Jeff's Note to Everyone

Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Hey everybody, I finally got to spend some time on line and catch up with E-mails and such. Thanks for leaving comments. I really enjoy them, No-Mow, you're the best. I really chuckle out loud when I read yours. I want to congratulate my Big Brother, Paul on his impressive shooting. He and his wife Pat will be in town and I'm sure that Clara knows exactly when. He's a firefighter from Wisconsin and ya'all will be able to say hello when they are there.

I do get homesick, and hearing from you guys really helps with that, so please get some more to join in and leave comments. It's pretty cool now that the instructions for signing up are in Thai on my computer. I hope that these still come through in English!!!
mung mee sree suk............ which reportedly means everything is happy and well.
Jeff

4 comments:

NoMowMike said...

Hey Jeff, just a fast hello to see if I can remember my password. Will be right back with you!!!:):):):) NoMow

NoMowMike said...

OK, It worked!! NOW I can get down to business:) Happy Thanksgiving Sir!! Was invited down to the keys again for one last weekend before my friends rent the place out to some snow birds for the next 4 months....So I felt duty bound to drive down there and keep the boys fed, watch every channel on the planet,patronize every bar on Marathon and mourn my time away from FTL.....what a perfect moment in time and a most perfect plan of action.......until......I.....realized that even the best layed plan can go asunder in the blink of an eye....my eyes blinked and went wide open as I was STUNNED that in that instant I knew I was not meant for this adventure of duty, honor, and devotion to my friends in the Keys.....MY 12-YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH DAWN WAS THE SATURDAY OF MY WEEKEND DOWN IN "EVERYTHING AT ALL TIMES LAND" (Like Disney Land:) I ran every scenario possible past some of the best thinkers in the Fire Plug. The replys went from "THAT WILL GIVE HER AMMUNITION FOR EVERY FIGHT/ARGUMENT YOU WILL EVER HAVE" TO "YEAH....GO AHEAD....JUST TRY IT" TO "BUY DEAD MAN CRYIN ALL OVER THE BAR A DRINK" I squalled like a small female child.....But everyone was in agreement that only a certified death certificate could get me a bye to the Keys on such a momentous occasion....Later on the Friday evening of our celebration while having dinner at Outbacks with another couple (the Friday I had planned to leave) I ran the above scenario past everyone at the table, including Dawn....She said, oh honey, you could have went........So I just smiled that all knowing smile, silently choked back another tear and finished my dinner KNOWING WHAT NEW DEPTHS OF HELL I WAS ESCAPING BY JUST BEING THERE....So, my question is....did I win something........if I did, it will have to wait until next year down in "Everything at all times land":):):):):):)
Thanks for mentioning me personally in your blog.....I enjoy your tales too Jeff!! What a true adventure!!!! Keep up the good work!! GOOD JOB SIR!!!
NoMow

MosaicBlood said...

So, I must admit, the "As-The-Jeff-Turns" saga is so compelling I can't help but think how originally you didn't want any part of a blog! I LOVE hearing descriptions of far off lands and peoples through the eyes, ear and nose of Jeff ! ! We miss u 2 u ole salt-I was lov'in it when u called the other night and we all screamed-I will always ring the bell when u arrive and when u leave the FirePlug out of respect. Especially after THIS gig! Here is the low-down of whats been happening at the plug while you have been gone............ready?.....***(Big-Breath)***
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by-the-wayCuzIknowhowtocallbabyswhenchicksarepregnantIreallydon'tknowhowIdoitbutI'veactually'called'over17babiesgenderjustfromhuggingthemcallmeafreakohhhhhhhhhnevermindyoualwayscallmeafreakOKthatsaboutitfromtheFirePlugGossipCornerHopeyagotallthat! WHEW! That was tough! But since you KNOW me you KNOW that's how it would have sounded if I was ACTUALLY there....Riggggghhhhtttt? So, fair-winds and now that I KNOW you are actually reading comments I will keep you abreast (hehe, I said Breast) of anything that's worth publishing! Rucci

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